Smoocheroni and Cheese

"How do you make Smoocheroni and cheese?"
Asked Little Timmy
"Tell me, Mom, please."

"Well," said Mother, "It takes lots of smooches
And butterflies wings.
Also cheese."

"Gross," said Little Timmy
Suddenly, Mother's apron, which was caught in the oven door, burst into flames.
Timmy hosed her down with the fire extinguisher
While Father laughed and laughed