To make the perfect alcoholic nip,
Follow this one itty-bitty tip.
Grab a glass, invite over a friend,
Stick to this list until you reach the end.
Gin and tonic with a shot of rum
(Skip the tonic if you haven't some).
Vodka, Scotch, the single malt's the best,
Cognac, whiskey add some lemon zest.
Some tequila, just a shot or three,
Triple Sec, Schnapps, and Campari.
Jagermeister, all that you have got
Vodka, bourbon, at least half a bot.
Sake, amaretto, cognac,
If you've got some sitting in the back.
Top it off with absinthe and Vermooth
A cup of sugar for a sweeter tooth.
Stir it well and pour it down the sink.
Grab a beer and have yourself a drink.
6 comments:
the sake ammeretto cagnac line needs more syllables
Cognac is three syllables, like con-ee-ack.
notice the pronunciation in the following definition from dictionary.com:
co⋅gnac /ˈkoʊnyæk, ˈkɒn-; Fr. kɔˈnyak/
Spelled Pronunciation [kohn-yak, kon-; Fr. kaw-nyak]
noun 1. (often initial capital letter) the brandy distilled in and shipped from the legally delimited area surrounding the town of Cognac, in W central France.
yeah, you tell 'em, bill! looks pretty disyllabic to me!
thank you nathan. and by the way, all of your poetry is genius.
thanks
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