Limited Options

My options are limited marriage-wise
However many fish in the pond
The only girls who like me
Are rich and gorgeous and blonde

I'd like to go out with some girl
Who's homely and comes from a farm
Unfortunately ugly-type woman
Are completely immune to my charm

So don't consider me shallow
If the only fish I can hook
Is some splendiforous beauty
Who likes to clean and cook

I've tried to find something that doesn't
Look great in a cocktail dress
But ugly people just don't like me
So I'll have to settle for less